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The Sideshow Ep. 6: monologue material

The govt. has dropped all mentions of the term “WorkChoices” in its literature & advertising. They are now using the more “voter friendly” term: Coalition of the Working Enforced Happiness FluffyChoices HappyFunChoices Work Liberation Democratic Freedom Choices VoteLiberal AllrightWeAdmitItYouHaveNoChoices They dropped the original term when they realised it was a blatant lie. Their total spend […]

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The Sideshow Ep. 5: monologue material

A camera crew from the UK Ministry of Defence will follow Prince Harry around on his tour of duty in Iraq. It’s getting hard to escape those bloody paparazzi! The footage of Harry will then be broadcast on TV & the ‘Net in a bid to counter terrorist propaganda. Reality TV – now that‘ll teach […]

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The Sideshow Ep. 4: monologue material

In Canada, an MP has launched a petition to have Bigfoot protected as an endangered species. He says that if we don’t protect it, its native habitat will be totally overrun by Unicorns. In Canada, an MP has launched a petition to have Bigfoot protected as an endangered species. So far he’s got signatures from […]

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The Sideshow Ep. 3: monologue material

A senior union leader has described John Howard as “a skidmark on the bedsheet of Australian politics.” So Aussie politics is a bedsheet. No wonder it sends me to sleep. But these days Howard isn’t just any ordinary skidmark – he’s a nuclear skidmark. Be very afraid. A senior union leader has described John Howard […]