Roll up, roll up to the Creationist Museum

A one-eyed, noseless kitten called Cy will be the centrepiece of a new museum intended to promote the theory of creationism.

Of course! Could such a hideous mutant be anything but the work of a benevolent, loving God?

The owner of the Lost World Museum, John Adolfi, claims Cy offers evidence that there are no positive mutations, only negative or neutral. In other words, if the theory of evolution is to be believed, we should all look like this:

AARRRGHHH! Genesis is true! I don’t want to be some mutant kitten!

A blind, dead, one-eyed kitten. Now there’s a perfect symbol for Creationism.

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