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Wax William (cut from The Glass House 17/8/05)

Prince William is the latest – some would say cutest – royal to be immortalised at Madame Tussaud’s Wax Works.

Ohhhh, he looks just like his wax mum…

Of course one problem is that William’s going to keep changing as he grows older. Particularly if they light his wick.

The waxwork is so popular that they’ve decided to replace the House of Windsor with the House of Wax…

Wanted to make one of Prince Harry, but the bong kept melting the wax…

As well as the Wax William they tried to make a Hash Harry… but the real Harry kept breaking bits off and smoking them.

Female fans can kiss and cuddle the waxy Prince. And if you insert a dollar coin, you can ride him!

They’ve made the wax Willy especially hard to withstand all the kissing and cuddling he’s going to get from female fans. Certain parts are harder than others.

He’s been voted the world’s sexiest candle.

You can buy a pack of take-home William, to wax your legs with.

They’ve started a Madame Tussauds in Brazil: the Brazilian Waxworks. It’s the world’s biggest collection of celebrity pubes!

They still haven’t completed the Prince Charles model; they don’t have enough ear-wax!

While making the Prince Charles model, they used up all their standard wax and had none left for his extremely large humourous ears. They had to use ear-wax…

William attended the opening of his own waxwork. It was a lovely ceremony, but there was some confusion at the end, when the wax one wandered off home.

By Wok and Mat

Warwick Holt and Mat Blackwell are long-time writing partners, who created the mega-award winning web series Bruce, and wrote loads of jokes for TV shows including Good News Week, The Sideshow and The Glass House. Several years of their raw material for those shows is posted right here on this blog.

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