Bonus questions on royals and quilts (GNW 22/6/09: Magazine Mastermind)

Majesty

And the bonus question: What revolutionary technique are the Royal family testing out to create green energy?
Answer: They are going to try harnessing wind power using only Charlie’s ears. And Camilla’s wind.

And the bonus question was: What is the Royal Family’s motto?
Answer: “Do or Di”.

And the bonus question was: What is the Queen’s favourite expression for when something has passed away?
Answer: “It’s dead as a Dodi.”

And the bonus question was: as part of the Royals’ environmental awareness campaign, Prince Harry has been trialling a machine that runs on burning dried plant matter – what does he call it?
Answer: A bong.

And the bonus question was: If Majesty is “the Quality Royal Magazine”, what is the Quantity Royal Magazine called?
Answer: Camilla. / Fergie.

And the bonus question was: Where do Majesty source most of their photos from?
Answer: Parisian tunnels.

And the bonus question was: Is Majesty royal-approved?
Answer: No, but they do hire out their paparazzi for special assignments.

And the bonus question was: What’s the Queen’s favourite magazine?
Answer: Old Idea. / Whom Weekly.

And the bonus question was: What are Prince Phillip’s favourite magazines?
Answer: Any ones with which he’s shot a pheasant.

New Zealand Quilter

And the bonus question was: What bloodsucking parasite was found to be infesting many of the contestants of the last NZ Wool show?
Answer: Knits.

And the bonus question was: What do kinky New Zealander knitting fetishists give their girlfriends?
Answer: A knit-one-purl necklace. / A purl necklace.

And the bonus question was: How was the quality of the last New Zealand Quilt Expo?
Answer: Patchy.

And the bonus question was: What is the colloquial expression for a seizure experienced by a small New Zealand wool enthusiast?
Answer: A wee kiwi knitwit fit.

And the bonus question was: What’s distinguishes New Zealand Quilter from other quilting magazines?
Answer: The sealed section.

And the bonus question was: What’s the hardest thing about knitting in New Zealand?
Answer: Getting out the semen stains.

And the bonus question was: What’s the New Zealand Quilter short story section called?
Answer: Yarn-spinning.

And the bonus question was: What’s does a wool-addict use to get high?
Answer: Knitting needles.

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