Category: The Sideshow

The NSW Shooters’ Party wants children to begin firearms training at 10 and reinstate shooting programs in schools. They’re worried that, compared to American school-shootings, we’re falling way behind. / Because frankly our levels of school shootings just aren’t internationally competitive. The Shooters’ Party are keen to encourage young shooters – their members keep getting […]

The Labor Party wants to ban fast food restaurants from including toys in their kids’ meals. Their little ones keep choking. The Labor Party wants to ban fast food restaurants from including toys in their kids’ meals. Once it’s banned toys, it plans to remove any food that children find yummy, before moving on to […]

The govt. has dropped all mentions of the term “WorkChoices” in its literature & advertising. They are now using the more “voter friendly” term: Coalition of the Working Enforced Happiness FluffyChoices HappyFunChoices Work Liberation Democratic Freedom Choices VoteLiberal AllrightWeAdmitItYouHaveNoChoices They dropped the original term when they realised it was a blatant lie. Their total spend […]

A camera crew from the UK Ministry of Defence will follow Prince Harry around on his tour of duty in Iraq. It’s getting hard to escape those bloody paparazzi! The footage of Harry will then be broadcast on TV & the ‘Net in a bid to counter terrorist propaganda. Reality TV – now that‘ll teach […]

In Canada, an MP has launched a petition to have Bigfoot protected as an endangered species. He says that if we don’t protect it, its native habitat will be totally overrun by Unicorns. In Canada, an MP has launched a petition to have Bigfoot protected as an endangered species. So far he’s got signatures from […]

A senior union leader has described John Howard as “a skidmark on the bedsheet of Australian politics.” So Aussie politics is a bedsheet. No wonder it sends me to sleep. But these days Howard isn’t just any ordinary skidmark – he’s a nuclear skidmark. Be very afraid. A senior union leader has described John Howard […]

Our beloved Prime Minister made a big speech in Queensland designed to show the Coalition was the party of fresh ideas & future prosperity. Coz when you’ve got radical new ideas, you want to showcase them in Queensland. / Aaah, Queensland. The home of radical intellectualism. It was the first in a series of speeches […]

Hi gang, Hope you enjoyed the first ep of The Sideshow last night. Being in another state from where it’s taped, it was my first viewing of it too, and I’m proud to be associated with it. The pilots were good but this was another step up, seems like the show’s finding its groove. I’m […]