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Spam Storm - The best jokes from the Media Empire inbox

UPDATED June 21st, 2005.
(Additions since last year are labelled )

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1. Bushit (9.07) - Text
2. Women's and Men's English (9.05) - Text
3. The hippy and the nun (8.93) - Text
4. Tasteless Queen Mum gag (8.89) - Text
5. British Double Entendres (8.87) - Text
6. Male Date Rape Drug (8.85) - Text
7. In case of terrorist attack (8.83) - Images
8. Cute kitties and puppies (8.78) - Images
9. Penguin bully (8.74) - Images
10. How to get the system to work for you (8.73) - Images
11. Understanding Engineers (8.73) - Text
12. Great Sporting Moments (8.71) - Images
13. Worst Job Experiences (8.66) - Text
14. Send this on and we'll see if it works (8.65) - Text
15. Ever mistake your dog for a towel? (8.65) - Images
16. Musical horses (8.65) - Links
17. What the... signs (8.64) - Images
18. If Bill Gates ran GM... (8.63) - Text
19. The Shepherd and the Yuppie (8.63) - Text
20. Great Bumper Stickers (8.62) - Text
21. A soap story (8.62) - Text
22. Happy Tree Friends Valentine's Smoochie (8.61) - Links
23. Mum-in-law-to-be (8.61) - Text
24. New Priest (8.6) - Text
25. Things to do when bored in a megamart (8.59) - Text
26. 21st Century Dark Lord (8.59) - Text
27. The Thermodynamics of Hell (8.59) - Text
28. The Seven Best sleep positions (8.58) - Images
29. Tortoise Picnic (8.58) - Text
30. Let's Play Gulf War II! (8.58) - Links
31. Office Dares (Redux) (8.57) - Text
32. Marketing definitions (8.55) - Text
33. Mozambique Lion Warning (8.55) - Images  
34. Musical Stripes (8.53) - Links
35. Tech Support for Boyfriend Upgrade (8.53) - Text  
36. Optical Illusion For Guys (8.5) - Images
37. You know you're living in 2003 when... (8.5) - Text
38. War President video (8.49) - Links  
39. Metaphors from Student Essays (8.48) - Text
40. Caution (8.48) - Images
41. Mark Fiore's Animated Political Cartoons (8.46) - Links
42. Rainbow clip (8.44) - Links  
43. Things you should have learnt by now (8.44) - Text
44. Australian and American Recycling (8.42) - Text
45. Lambthrax - The end of the world (8.36) - Links
46. Obnoxious parrot (8.34) - Text  
47. I am better than your kids (8.31) - Links
48. GSCE Test (8.3) - Text
49. Kenny the Rooster (8.3) - Text
50. Shityrail (8.26) - Links  
51. What is a bastard? (8.24) - Images  
52. Icon Sex (8.24) - Links
53. Gross Out (8.22) - Text
54. Letter to the bank (8.21) - Text
55. Anagrams (8.2) - Text
56. Give Bush a brain game (8.2) - Links  
57. Top Tips From Viz (8.19) - Text
58. Engilsh (8.18) - Text
59. Nursing home speed demon (8.18) - Text
60. Eye Exam (8.17) - Images
61. How far to the fallopians? (8.17) - Images
62. The Goondawindi Three-Kick Rule (8.17) - Text
63. Why stick people are extinct (8.15) - Images
64. Dubya tells the truth (8.13) - Links
65. Guilty Doctor (8.1) - Text
66. Useful Confession (8.1) - Text
67. Mullets (8.09) - Images
68. Clear look (8.08) - Images
69. Moby's dick (8.07) - Images
70. Motor Insurance Claims (8.07) - Text  
71. Pong (8.06) - Links
72. Words of Wisdom (8.06) - Text
73. Fitness in the USA (8.05) - Images
74. Frequent Farter (8.05) - Text
75. I'm losing patience with my neighbours, Mr. Bush (8.05) - Text
76. Frodo has failed (8.04) - Images
77. Empire Strikes Back Extra-Special Edition (8.04) - Text
78. Now this is friendship (8.03) - Text
79. The World's Worst Leaders (8.01) - Links
80. Clever Drivers (8) - Text
81. The Five Secrets of a Perfect Relationship (8) - Text
82. When I was a kid (8) - Text
83. Checking Account (8) - Text
84. Further proof that Dubya is an imbecile (7.99) - Text
85. Sexual gratification for nerds (7.99) - Images
86. Few-liners (7.96) - Text
87. Rated Mmmmmm (7.95) - Images
88. New holiday for the boys (7.95) - Text
89. The laws of singin' the blues (7.9) - Text
90. Pharmacology (7.9) - Text
91. Rejected (7.89) - Links
92. A quiz (7.87) - Links
93. Insurance Hall of Fame (7.87) - Images
94. Male Comebacks to Female Comebacks to Male Pick-up Lines (7.86) - Text
95. Excerpts from the Queen Mum's Book of Remembrance (7.86) - Text
96. What the... ads (7.83) - Images
97. Howard and Costello (7.83) - Images
98. How smart is your right foot? (7.78) - Text  
99. Gorilla Removals (7.78) - Text
100. Words Women Use (7.77) - Text
101. Wisdom From Kids (7.76) - Text
102. Michael Jackon Baby Drop Games (7.75) - Links
103. Pig shooting (7.75) - Text
104. Google's April Fool's Day Joke (7.74) - Links
105. The Litmus Paper Test (7.73) - Text
106. Life Explained (7.73) - Images
107. rathergood.com (7.73) - Links
108. A Deep Personal Love (7.7) - Links  
109. Daddy, why did we have to attack Iraq? (7.68) - Text
110. Hollywood vs. Afghanistan (7.68) - Images
111. FAQ about your health (7.68) - Text
112. Getting a job at the CIA (7.66) - Text
113. You can't make this stuff up (7.66) - Images
114. People who should never have married (7.6) - Images
115. Her Story & His Story (7.6) - Text
116. Finding WMDs online (7.59) - Links
117. Top 10 times in history when the "F" word was appropriate (7.58) - Text
118. Scout Walker Kama Sutra (7.57) - Links
119. Some quickies (7.55) - Text
120. Highland Hospitality (7.55) - Text
121. Mental Hospital (7.54) - Text
122. Kids' books that never made it (7.54) - Images
123. If women ruled the world (7.51) - Images
124. Tarzan loses his virginity (7.51) - Text
125. In some dialects, Bush means vagina (7.5) - Images
126. Alternate Meanings (7.5) - Text
127. Nemo - found him! (7.48) - Images
128. A Man's Viewpoint on Relationships (7.46) - Text
129. New words for 2003 (7.44) - Text
130. Quick thinkers (7.44) - Text
131. Random Acts of Wrongness (7.43) - Images
132. Axis of Just as Evil (7.42) - Text
133. Blonde Jokes (7.42) - Text
134. Opera Baby (7.42) - Links
135. Pedestrian Killer (7.42) - Links
136. We Are Australians! (7.42) - Text
137. Camel Toe Cup (7.41) - Images
138. Growing Up In Australia (7.41) - Text
139. True Confessions (7.4) - Text
140. Dr Seuss explains computers (7.39) - Text
141. How tough are Aussie men? (7.38) - Text
142. We Love the Iraqi Information Minister (7.38) - Links
143. Passive Resistance to the US occupation (7.36) - Images
144. Why men have it so good (7.33) - Text
145. Why lizards shouldn't bungee jump (7.32) - Images
146. Tali-tubby (7.31) - Images
147. Easter bunnies (7.3) - Images
148. Queen Mum found alive (7.29) - Images
149. Bush and Blair - Endless Love (7.28) - Links
150. Anti-terrorist police test (7.27) - Text
151. Broadmeadows Monopoly (7.26) - Images  
152. The birds and the bees (7.26) - Text
153. Xmas in the country (7.25) - Text
154. Test your splash factor (7.21) - Links
155. Hobbit Name Generator (7.2) - Links
156. If you're happy and you know it, bomb Iraq (7.19) - Text
157. Marine Corps Comeback (7.15) - Text
158. Child abuse in the 80s (7.15) - Images
159. Chain Letter with a difference (7.14) - Text
160. Blind pilot (7.14) - Text
161. Zoomquilt (7.14) - Links  
162. UN Survey (7.13) - Text
163. Somewhat rude funnies (7.08) - Text
164. 10 puns (7.07) - Text
165. Car black boxes (7.06) - Text
166. Might as well talk to the dogs (7.04) - Images
167. Save this poor boy's life by chain letter (7) - Text
168. Real Places (7) - Images
169. Stoopid Ads (7) - Text
170. Shiny shoes (7) - Text
171. Penguin cartrouble (7) - Text
172. Halloween costume (7) - Text  
173. I feel like chicken tonight (6.98) - Text
174. Australia gets drunk, wakes up in North Atlantic (6.97) - Text
175. New Mr. Men (6.96) - Images
176. Make Love Not War (6.96) - Images
177. How to prevent spillage at urinals (6.95) - Images
178. Howard's bonza speech (6.94) - Text
179. Gulf War Sequel (6.91) - Images
180. Dokaka (6.91) - Links
181. Ever feel the world is against you? (6.9) - Images
182. Virtual bartender (6.9) - Links  
183. Fearless wartime leader (6.89) - Images
184. The Star Wars Kid (6.89) - Links
185. The finer things in life (6.88) - Images
186. Can ye nae play it? (6.88) - Text
187. Mick Jagger's Frogchild (6.86) - Text
188. Beer Goggles in action (6.85) - Links  
189. Sofa King (6.83) - Images
190. Who Loves You? (6.83) - Images
191. Sweden, the Euro and impotence (6.82) - Images
192. Out of the mouths of babes (6.8) - Text
193. Full Strength or not at all (6.77) - Images
194. Worst Album Covers Ever (6.77) - Links
195. Broken Engrish (6.76) - Links
196. A new dietry supplement you'll be gagging for (6.75) - Links
197. Vocabulary Builder (6.74) - Text
198. The World According to the USA (6.73) - Images
199. Warning: Not For the Kiddies (6.72) - Images
200. What were his parents thinking? (6.7) - Images
201. Alan Jones knows how to make a photo shoot count (6.69) - Images  
202. A conversation with alcohol (6.64) - Text
203. More shorties (6.63) - Text
204. Shipping manure (6.6) - Text
205. A hard life (6.6) - Text
206. New Reality TV shows (6.57) - Images
207. Talking Dog (6.57) - Text
208. Stone-age computers (6.55) - Images
209. If airlines sold paint (6.55) - Text
210. More exam bloopers (6.5) - Text
211. Blasted branding! (6.46) - Images
212. Harry Potter: A New Hope (6.41) - Images
213. The poetry of Donald Rumsfeld (6.38) - Text
214. Apricots (6.37) - Images
215. The male brain on holiday (6.28) - Images
216. Do you want fries with that? (6.27) - Images
217. Sexist Jokes (6.25) - Text
218. Australian palm pilot (6.25) - Images
219. Something in your eye? (6.24) - Images
220. Declan the Crab (6.18) - Text
221. Christian and Justin the prawns (6.14) - Text  
222. Chinese Whispers (6.13) - Text
223. Our Daily Chicken (6.13) - Text
224. Biting... (6.12) - Images
225. Health Advice (6.11) - Text
226. A Song for the Queen Mum (6.09) - Text
227. New Invention (6.08) - Text  
228. Let's speak Strain (6.07) - Text
229. School Gags (6.05) - Text
230. Dubya's Resume (6.05) - Text
231. Animals have the Darndest Thoughts (6.04) - Text
232. Two stupid chickens (6.04) - Images
233. The Duck (6) - Text
234. Top tips and hints (6) - Text
235. First encounter with an elevator (6) - Text
236. Rumsfeld wins on gobbledegook (6) - Text
237. In a Perfect World (5.96) - Images
238. A bra, a battery and a set of jumper leads walk into a bar. (5.9) - Text
239. U.S. Political Humour April 2003 (5.9) - Text
240. And God said to Adam... (5.9) - Images
241. The Near Future (5.88) - Text
242. Gaza Nostalgia (5.83) - Text  
243. Woman marries dead boyfriend (5.81) - Links  
244. Guyness Quotient (5.8) - Text
245. Japanese Banking Crisis (5.79) - Text
246. Sickies (5.75) - Text
247. Currency: Coincidence or Conspiracy? (5.75) - Links
248. Metallica strikes again (5.73) - Text
249. Coma resuscitation (5.73) - Text  
250. Application for Aussie Citizenship (5.71) - Images
251. Bush war reasoning (5.7) - Images
252. Keeping Satan at bay (5.67) - Text
253. Updated Lord's Prayer (5.57) - Text
254. Teen's dying wish for Cameron Diaz blow job not granted (5.53) - Links
255. Old Age (5.53) - Text
256. Numbskull politicians and Internet copyright (5.33) - Links
257. New Barbies (5.28) - Text
258. shakeitbabe (5.26) - Links
259. Jesus and Computers (5.25) - Text
260. Definitions you won't find in the dictionary (5.22) - Text
261. George W. Bush - Priceless (5.19) - Images
262. Two fonts walk into a bar (5.14) - Text
263. Osama's Mother (5.04) - Images
264. Short & Sweet (5) - Text
265. New Political Theory (5) - Text
266. Cutting Edge Military Technology (4.97) - Images
267. Risky Times of Life (4.95) - Text
268. The Night Before Thanksgiving (4.88) - Images  
269. 21st Century Drum Solo (4.83) - Links  
270. Aussie Political Movie Posters (4.81) - Links
271. New phone charges (4.78) - Text
272. Extreme Ironing (4.67) - Links
273. A little info on Valentine's Day (4.66) - Text
274. Funniest Jokes in the World (4.54) - Text
275. Bummer of a name (4.5) - Images
276. Ministry of Pensions Extracts (4.5) - Text  
277. Memepool (4.5) - Links
278. Free cat to good home (4.49) - Images
279. Battery shopping (4.27) - Text
280. A modern fable (4.13) - Text
281. Iraqi maths teacher detained (4.1) - Text
282. what a cute! Natsuko has a weblog! (4) - Links
283. Arguing on the net (3.97) - Images
284. Easter cancelled (3.74) - Images
285. September 11 Sandcastle (3.63) - Images
286. Tragedies, accidents, and great losses (3.59) - Text
287. They used to be friends (3.49) - Images
288. Attack of the Werebunnies (3.29) - Text