Spam Storm - The best jokes from the Media Empire inbox
UPDATED June 21st, 2005.
(Additions since last year are labelled 
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1. Women's and Men's English (9.15) - Text
2. Bushit (9.1) - Text
3. British Double Entendres (9.01) - Text
4. The hippy and the nun (9.01) - Text
5. Letter to the bank (8.93) - Text
6. In case of terrorist attack (8.84) - Images
7. Tasteless Queen Mum gag (8.84) - Text
8. The Shepherd and the Yuppie (8.81) - Text
9. Male Date Rape Drug (8.8) - Text
10. Penguin bully (8.78) - Images
11. How to get the system to work for you (8.77) - Images
12. Tortoise Picnic (8.76) - Text
13. Let's Play Gulf War II! (8.74) - Links
14. Cute kitties and puppies (8.74) - Images
15. Great Sporting Moments (8.73) - Images
16. Mum-in-law-to-be (8.72) - Text
17. Understanding Engineers (8.72) - Text
18. Worst Job Experiences (8.71) - Text
19. If Bill Gates ran GM... (8.71) - Text
20. A soap story (8.68) - Text
21. The Thermodynamics of Hell (8.66) - Text
22. Things you should have learnt by now (8.65) - Text
23. Tech Support for Boyfriend Upgrade (8.64) - Text
24. Marketing definitions (8.63) - Text
25. Mozambique Lion Warning (8.62) - Images
26. What the... signs (8.62) - Images
27. Send this on and we'll see if it works (8.61) - Text
28. Things to do when bored in a megamart (8.61) - Text
29. Great Bumper Stickers (8.61) - Text
30. Happy Tree Friends Valentine's Smoochie (8.6) - Links
31. Musical horses (8.58) - Links
32. Ever mistake your dog for a towel? (8.58) - Images
33. Office Dares (Redux) (8.57) - Text
34. The Seven Best sleep positions (8.55) - Images
35. Metaphors from Student Essays (8.54) - Text
36. Musical Stripes (8.53) - Links
37. Rainbow clip (8.53) - Links
38. 21st Century Dark Lord (8.52) - Text
39. You know you're living in 2003 when... (8.5) - Text
40. War President video (8.49) - Links
41. Caution (8.48) - Images
42. Mark Fiore's Animated Political Cartoons (8.46) - Links
43. Optical Illusion For Guys (8.46) - Images
44. GSCE Test (8.45) - Text
45. Lambthrax - The end of the world (8.36) - Links
46. Australian and American Recycling (8.35) - Text
47. Obnoxious parrot (8.34) - Text
48. Kenny the Rooster (8.32) - Text
49. Icon Sex (8.29) - Links
50. Nursing home speed demon (8.29) - Text
51. The Goondawindi Three-Kick Rule (8.28) - Text
52. Engilsh (8.27) - Text
53. Gross Out (8.26) - Text
54. Shityrail (8.26) - Links
55. Eye Exam (8.25) - Images
56. I am better than your kids (8.25) - Links
57. The Five Secrets of a Perfect Relationship (8.25) - Text
58. What is a bastard? (8.23) - Images
59. Anagrams (8.22) - Text
60. Top Tips From Viz (8.22) - Text
61. Rated Mmmmmm (8.21) - Images
62. Frequent Farter (8.21) - Text
63. How far to the fallopians? (8.2) - Images
64. Give Bush a brain game (8.2) - Links
65. Excerpts from the Queen Mum's Book of Remembrance (8.19) - Text
66. Guilty Doctor (8.17) - Text
67. Words of Wisdom (8.17) - Text
68. Fitness in the USA (8.16) - Images
69. Clear look (8.15) - Images
70. Mullets (8.15) - Images
71. Dubya tells the truth (8.13) - Links
72. Useful Confession (8.13) - Text
73. Why stick people are extinct (8.12) - Images
74. Frodo has failed (8.08) - Images
75. Moby's dick (8.07) - Images
76. Empire Strikes Back Extra-Special Edition (8.07) - Text
77. Pong (8.06) - Links
78. Motor Insurance Claims (8.06) - Text
79. New holiday for the boys (8.04) - Text
80. Now this is friendship (8.03) - Text
81. Further proof that Dubya is an imbecile (8.01) - Text
82. The World's Worst Leaders (8.01) - Links
83. Clever Drivers (8) - Text
84. Her Story & His Story (8) - Text
85. Checking Account (8) - Text
86. Sexual gratification for nerds (7.96) - Images
87. Few-liners (7.96) - Text
88. Pharmacology (7.95) - Text
89. Insurance Hall of Fame (7.91) - Images
90. The laws of singin' the blues (7.9) - Text
91. Rejected (7.89) - Links
92. A quiz (7.87) - Links
93. Daddy, why did we have to attack Iraq? (7.86) - Text
94. Male Comebacks to Female Comebacks to Male Pick-up Lines (7.84) - Text
95. Howard and Costello (7.83) - Images
96. Words Women Use (7.82) - Text
97. Gorilla Removals (7.78) - Text
98. Wisdom From Kids (7.76) - Text
99. I'm losing patience with my neighbours, Mr. Bush (7.76) - Text
100. Pig shooting (7.75) - Text
101. When I was a kid (7.75) - Text
102. What the... ads (7.74) - Images
103. Google's April Fool's Day Joke (7.74) - Links
104. rathergood.com (7.73) - Links
105. The Litmus Paper Test (7.73) - Text
106. Michael Jackon Baby Drop Games (7.72) - Links
107. Life Explained (7.71) - Images
108. Getting a job at the CIA (7.71) - Text
109. Camel Toe Cup (7.7) - Images
110. A Deep Personal Love (7.7) - Links
111. Child abuse in the 80s (7.69) - Images
112. FAQ about your health (7.68) - Text
113. How smart is your right foot? (7.64) - Text
114. You can't make this stuff up (7.63) - Images
115. Hobbit Name Generator (7.62) - Links
116. Hollywood vs. Afghanistan (7.61) - Images
117. People who should never have married (7.6) - Images
118. Finding WMDs online (7.59) - Links
119. Mental Hospital (7.59) - Text
120. Passive Resistance to the US occupation (7.58) - Images
121. How tough are Aussie men? (7.58) - Text
122. Tarzan loses his virginity (7.57) - Text
123. Scout Walker Kama Sutra (7.57) - Links
124. Some quickies (7.55) - Text
125. Highland Hospitality (7.55) - Text
126. Top 10 times in history when the "F" word was appropriate (7.54) - Text
127. In some dialects, Bush means vagina (7.53) - Images
128. Alternate Meanings (7.5) - Text
129. Random Acts of Wrongness (7.48) - Images
130. Nemo - found him! (7.48) - Images
131. A Man's Viewpoint on Relationships (7.46) - Text
132. If women ruled the world (7.46) - Images
133. New words for 2003 (7.44) - Text
134. Quick thinkers (7.44) - Text
135. Tali-tubby (7.44) - Images
136. Anti-terrorist police test (7.44) - Text
137. We Are Australians! (7.42) - Text
138. Axis of Just as Evil (7.42) - Text
139. Pedestrian Killer (7.42) - Links
140. Blonde Jokes (7.42) - Text
141. Opera Baby (7.42) - Links
142. Growing Up In Australia (7.41) - Text
143. Kids' books that never made it (7.4) - Images
144. Dr Seuss explains computers (7.39) - Text
145. We Love the Iraqi Information Minister (7.38) - Links
146. Stone-age computers (7.34) - Images
147. Why men have it so good (7.32) - Text
148. Why lizards shouldn't bungee jump (7.32) - Images
149. Queen Mum found alive (7.29) - Images
150. Bush and Blair - Endless Love (7.28) - Links
151. The birds and the bees (7.26) - Text
152. Xmas in the country (7.25) - Text
153. Alan Jones knows how to make a photo shoot count (7.23) - Images
154. Broadmeadows Monopoly (7.22) - Images
155. Test your splash factor (7.21) - Links
156. Somewhat rude funnies (7.19) - Text
157. Marine Corps Comeback (7.17) - Text
158. Might as well talk to the dogs (7.15) - Images
159. Chain Letter with a difference (7.14) - Text
160. Blind pilot (7.14) - Text
161. Zoomquilt (7.14) - Links
162. UN Survey (7.13) - Text
163. If you're happy and you know it, bomb Iraq (7.08) - Text
164. 10 puns (7.07) - Text
165. Easter bunnies (7.06) - Images
166. Car black boxes (7.06) - Text
167. Australia gets drunk, wakes up in North Atlantic (7.05) - Text
168. Real Places (7) - Images
169. Stoopid Ads (7) - Text
170. Shiny shoes (7) - Text
171. Halloween costume (7) - Text
172. I feel like chicken tonight (6.98) - Text
173. How to prevent spillage at urinals (6.95) - Images
174. Fearless wartime leader (6.94) - Images
175. Howard's bonza speech (6.94) - Text
176. Gulf War Sequel (6.91) - Images
177. Dokaka (6.91) - Links
178. Ever feel the world is against you? (6.9) - Images
179. Virtual bartender (6.9) - Links
180. The Star Wars Kid (6.89) - Links
181. Save this poor boy's life by chain letter (6.88) - Text
182. The finer things in life (6.88) - Images
183. Can ye nae play it? (6.88) - Text
184. Mick Jagger's Frogchild (6.86) - Text
185. Make Love Not War (6.86) - Images
186. Penguin cartrouble (6.86) - Text
187. The World According to the USA (6.85) - Images
188. Beer Goggles in action (6.85) - Links
189. Sofa King (6.83) - Images
190. Who Loves You? (6.83) - Images
191. Out of the mouths of babes (6.8) - Text
192. Full Strength or not at all (6.77) - Images
193. If airlines sold paint (6.77) - Text
194. Worst Album Covers Ever (6.77) - Links
195. Broken Engrish (6.76) - Links
196. Warning: Not For the Kiddies (6.76) - Images
197. A new dietry supplement you'll be gagging for (6.75) - Links
198. Vocabulary Builder (6.74) - Text
199. New Mr. Men (6.73) - Images
200. True Confessions (6.73) - Text
201. What were his parents thinking? (6.7) - Images
202. Sweden, the Euro and impotence (6.67) - Images
203. More shorties (6.63) - Text
204. Sexist Jokes (6.61) - Text
205. A hard life (6.6) - Text
206. New Reality TV shows (6.57) - Images
207. Talking Dog (6.57) - Text
208. Teen's dying wish for Cameron Diaz blow job not granted (6.54) - Links
209. More exam bloopers (6.52) - Text
210. Apricots (6.5) - Images
211. The male brain on holiday (6.47) - Images
212. Blasted branding! (6.46) - Images
213. Keeping Satan at bay (6.45) - Text
214. A conversation with alcohol (6.42) - Text
215. Harry Potter: A New Hope (6.41) - Images
216. The poetry of Donald Rumsfeld (6.38) - Text
217. Biting... (6.32) - Images
218. Let's speak Strain (6.29) - Text
219. Do you want fries with that? (6.27) - Images
220. Australian palm pilot (6.25) - Images
221. Something in your eye? (6.24) - Images
222. Guyness Quotient (6.18) - Text
223. Declan the Crab (6.18) - Text
224. Chinese Whispers (6.13) - Text
225. Our Daily Chicken (6.13) - Text
226. Health Advice (6.11) - Text
227. A Song for the Queen Mum (6.09) - Text
228. New Invention (6.08) - Text
229. Woman marries dead boyfriend (6.06) - Links
230. Dubya's Resume (6.05) - Text
231. Animals have the Darndest Thoughts (6.04) - Text
232. In a Perfect World (6.02) - Images
233. Application for Aussie Citizenship (6) - Images
234. The Duck (6) - Text
235. Top tips and hints (6) - Text
236. Christian and Justin the prawns (6) - Text
237. First encounter with an elevator (6) - Text
238. Numbskull politicians and Internet copyright (6) - Links
239. Rumsfeld wins on gobbledegook (6) - Text
240. And God said to Adam... (5.9) - Images
241. A bra, a battery and a set of jumper leads walk into a bar. (5.9) - Text
242. U.S. Political Humour April 2003 (5.9) - Text
243. Japanese Banking Crisis (5.88) - Text
244. The Near Future (5.88) - Text
245. Gaza Nostalgia (5.83) - Text
246. Two stupid chickens (5.81) - Images
247. Bush war reasoning (5.77) - Images
248. Sickies (5.75) - Text
249. Currency: Coincidence or Conspiracy? (5.75) - Links
250. Metallica strikes again (5.73) - Text
251. Coma resuscitation (5.73) - Text
252. Updated Lord's Prayer (5.57) - Text
253. 21st Century Drum Solo (5.57) - Links
254. Old Age (5.53) - Text
255. Shipping manure (5.5) - Text
256. New Barbies (5.28) - Text
257. shakeitbabe (5.26) - Links
258. Jesus and Computers (5.25) - Text
259. Definitions you won't find in the dictionary (5.22) - Text
260. Two fonts walk into a bar (5.14) - Text
261. Cutting Edge Military Technology (5.11) - Images
262. George W. Bush - Priceless (5.05) - Images
263. Short & Sweet (5) - Text
264. New Political Theory (5) - Text
265. Risky Times of Life (4.95) - Text
266. Osama's Mother (4.9) - Images
267. The Night Before Thanksgiving (4.88) - Images
268. Aussie Political Movie Posters (4.81) - Links
269. A little info on Valentine's Day (4.81) - Text
270. New phone charges (4.78) - Text
271. Ministry of Pensions Extracts (4.67) - Text
272. Extreme Ironing (4.67) - Links
273. New Priest (4.64) - Text
274. Funniest Jokes in the World (4.55) - Text
275. Bummer of a name (4.5) - Images
276. Memepool (4.5) - Links
277. Free cat to good home (4.48) - Images
278. Battery shopping (4.27) - Text
279. Arguing on the net (3.97) - Images
280. Iraqi maths teacher detained (3.95) - Text
281. what a cute! Natsuko has a weblog! (3.83) - Links
282. School Gags (3.75) - Text
283. Easter cancelled (3.68) - Images
284. Tragedies, accidents, and great losses (3.61) - Text
285. September 11 Sandcastle (3.61) - Images
286. They used to be friends (3.51) - Images
287. A modern fable (3.38) - Text
288. Attack of the Werebunnies (3.24) - Text