Pig shooting
A Northern Territory farm hand, radios back to the farm manager.
"Boss, I gotta helluva problem here. I hit a pig with the ute. The pig's
OK, but he's stuck in the Bull-Bar at the front of my ute and is wriggling
and squealing so much I can't get him out."
The manager says "Ok, there's a 303 behind the seat. Take it, shoot the
pig in the head and you'll be able to remove him"
5 min later...
The farm hand calls back. "I did what you said boss. Took the 303, shot
the pig in the head and removed him from the bull-bars. No problem there,
but I still can't go on".
Now what's the f*****g problem?" raged the manager.
"Well boss, it's his motor-bike. The flashing blue light is stuck under
the right-front wheel arch".
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