Checking Account
A crusty old man walks into a bank and says to the woman at the teller
window, "I want to open a damn checking account."
Astonished, the female teller replies, "I beg your pardon,
sir. I must have misunderstood you. What did you say?"
Listen up, damn it. I said I want to open a damn checking
account now!"
"I'm very sorry sir, but that kind of language is not
tolerated in this bank."
The teller leaves the window and walks over to the bank
manager to inform him of the situation. The manager agrees that the
teller does not have to listen to that foul language.
They both return to the window and the manager asks the old geezer, "Sir,
what seems to be the problem here?"
"There is no damn problem! " barks the old man. "I just won 50 million
bucks
in the damn lottery and I want to open a damn checking account in this damn
bank."
"I see," says the manager, "and is this bitch giving you a hard time?"
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