Chain Letter with a difference
Gentlemen:
This chain letter was developed by virile men in order to make their
sexlife even more fantastic. As opposed to normal chain letters,this one costs
nothing, and you can only win.
Simply send this e-mail to 9 of your best friends who are just as viril as
you. Then anaesthetize your wife/girlfriend, put her in a large carton
(don't forget some ventilation holes), and send it to the person who is at
the top of your list. Soon, your name will be at the top of the list, and
you will receive 823,542 women through the post. Statistically, among those
women, will be at least:
* 0.5 miss worlds
* 2.5 models
* 463 wild nymphos
* 3,234 good-looking nymphos
* 20,198 who enjoy multiple orgasms
* 40,198 bi-sexual women
In total, that is 64,294 women who are simply hornier, less inhibited, and
tastier than the grumpy old bag you posted off. And, best of all your
original package is guaranteed not to be one of those that come back to
you. DO NOT BREAK THIS CHAIN LETTER.
One bloke for example who sent the letter to only 5 instead of 9 of his
friends got his original bird back, still in the old dressing gown he sent
her off in, with the same old migraine attack, and the accusatorial
expression on her face. On the same day, the international supermodel he'd
been living with since he sent off his old girlfriend moved out to live
with his best friend (to whom he had not sent the chain letter.)
While I am sending this letter, the bloke that is in 6th place above me has
already received 837 women and is lying in hospital suffering from
exhaustion. Outside his ward are 452 more packages.
YOU MUST BELIEVE THIS E-MAIL.
This is a unique opportunity to achieve a totally satisfying sexlife. No
expensive meals out, no lengthy conversations about trivialities that only
interest women) just so that you can screw her. No obligations, no grumpy
mother-in-law, and no unpleasant surprises like marriage or engagement. Do
not hesitate: send this letter today to 9 of your best friends.
PS: Even when you have no girlfriend, you can use your vacuum cleaner.
PPS: This letter can also be copied to women you know so that they can
prepare themselves for the great adventure that they may soon undertake.
---o---
(Must dash, the post has just arrived.)
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