Nursing home speed demon
Ethel is a bit of a demon in her wheelchair, and loves to charge around the
nursing home, taking corners on one wheel and getting up to maximum speed
on the long corridors. Because she and her fellow residents are one
sandwich short of a picnic, they all tolerate each other, some of the males
actually join in.
One day, Ethel was speeding up one corridor when a door opened and Bonkers
Brian stepped out of his room with his arm outstretched.
"STOP!!" he said in a firm voice. "Have you got a license for that thing?"
Ethel fished around in her handbag and pulled out a Kit Kat wrapper and
held it up to him.
"OK" he said, and away Ethel sped down the hall.
As she took the corner near the TV lounge on one wheel, Weird William
popped out in front of her and shouted, "STOP!! Have you got proof of
insurance?"
Ethel dug into her handbag, pulled out a beer coaster and held it up to
him.
William nodded and said, "Carry on, maam."
As Ethel neared the final corridor before the front door, Mad Mike stepped
out in front of her, stark naked, holding a very sizeable (for his age)
erection in his hand.
"Oh, no!" said Ethel, "Not The breathalyzer again!"
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