Australian and American Recycling
Australian man was having coffee and croissants with butter and jam
in a cafe when an American tourist, chewing gum, sat down next to him.
The Australian politely ignored the American, who, nevertheless,
started up a conversation. The American snapped his gum and said,
"You Australian folk eat the whole bread?"
The Australian frowned, annoyed with being bothered during his
breakfast, and replied, "Of course."
The American blew a huge bubble. "We don't. In the States, we only
eat what's inside. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle
them, transform them into croissants and sell them to Australia."
The American had a smirk on his face. The Australian listened
in silence.
The American persisted. "D'ya eat jam with the bread?" Sighing,
the Australian replied, "Of course." Cracking his gum between his
teeth, the American said, "We don't. In the States, we eat fresh
fruit for breakfast, then we put all the peels, seeds, and
leftovers in containers, recycle them, transform them into jam
and sell it to Australia."
The Australian then asked, "Do you have sex in the States?"
The American smiled and said, "Why of course we do."
The Australian leaned closer to him and asked, "And what do you do
with the condoms once you've used them?"
"We throw them away, of course."
Now it was the Australian's turn to smile. "We don't. In
Australia, we put them in a container,recycle them, melt them
down into chewing gum and sell them to the United States."
Why do you think it's called Wrigley's?"
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