Some quickies
A Zen master once said to me, "Do the opposite of whatever I
tell you." So I didn't.
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"My doctor tells me I suffer from extreme hypochondria. He
prescribed a strong placebo, but I don't think it's working."
-Fred Marcum
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"The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to
catch up." --Unknown
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A man in a hurry taking his 8-year-old son to school, made
a turn at a red light where it was prohibited.
"Uh-oh, I just made an illegal turn!" the man said.
"Aw, Dad, it's okay" the son said. "The police car right
behind us did the same thing."
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Way down upon the Mississippi, two tugboat captains who had
been friends for years, would always cry "Aye!" and blow
their whistles whenever they passed each other.
A new crewman asked his boat's mate, "What do they do that
for?"
The mate looked surprised and replied, "You mean that you've
never heard of... an aye for an aye and a toot for a toot?"
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