Muslims worldwide riot over insulting cartoon depictions of Mohammed. They say he deserves nothing less than the highest-quality CGI. Riots over cartoon depictions of Mohammed cause a hitch in Disney’s production of Mohammed and the Seven Virgins / Shrek 3: Allah Fucks a Pig. Muslims riot over cartoon depictions of Mohammed they say they are […]
Author: Wok and Mat
Warwick Holt and Mat Blackwell are long-time writing partners, who created the mega-award winning web series Bruce, and wrote loads of jokes for TV shows including Good News Week, The Sideshow and The Glass House. Several years of their raw material for those shows is posted right here on this blog.
A UK company is filming a new scheme to fund movies by offering investors who pay between ten and a hundred pounds a copy of the DVD, an executive producer credit and a chance to become an extra. Over 1.6 million people have signed up – that’s gunna make their coffee-shop scene pretty crowded. It’s […]
German athletes at the Winter Olympics are suspected of gene doping. Suspicions were first aroused when the Germans showed off their new team of streamlined skiers with wings. Athletes are being injected with Repoxygen, which stimulates production of the agent which enables oxygen to reach the muscles. It’s also great for welding. Future genetic doping […]
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Llama Llove (The Glass House 15/2/06)
A British charity offered a special deal for Valentine’s Day – a romantic stroll with a llama carrying your picnic lunch. Because nothing says “I love you” like a pack animal that spits. Perfect for that romantic stroll through the Peruvian Alps. They use the slogan “get calmer with a llama”. For their other services […]
In the best news in years, Eddie McGuire is taking over Channel 9. That means HE WON’T BE ON OUR TV SCREENS! Until he dies of course and Channel 9 spends a few months airing tribute shows. James Packer is going to be the first guest on Eddie McGuire’s new quiz show, Who Wants To […]
George W Bush continued to insist that good progress is being made in Iraq. And it is, especially by the terrorist insurgents… Australia captured their first all home-grown terrorists, and it went so well that the government are passing extra laws so they can capture whoever they like… The Senate election makes the ALP irrelevant, […]
Paris Hilton has been voted the star with the biggest ego. Despite having the smallest dog. Of course, she expected to win. Paris was disappointed. “It’s like not just the biggest ego – it’s the best!” “I don’t get it. I don’t even have an eagle.” Paris was really offended, until someone told her what […]
Shane Warne has signed a sponsorship deal with a phone company to record their hold messages, and possibly the hold messages of their customers too. The message goes “If you have recently received a steamy SMS from me, press one. If you have slept with me and are planning to go to the papers, press […]
British cricketer Andrew Flintoff has revealed that he was once shot at while fielding. It’s a more direct version of Bodyline – Flesh Wound! Looks like Brett Lee’s aim isn’t as good as we thought. Now that’s the way to get the Ashes back! It would have got him but at the last minute Flintoff […]
A new website, masturbateforpeace.com, suggests that everyone should whack off to create stop war by creating a feeling of goodwill. Their motto is “we cum in peace”. Many celebrities have joined in the cause: Mrs Palmer and her five daughters, the Purple-headed Bishop, the Gusset Typists, and the One-Eyed Trouser Snake. It’d be great if […]