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Xander and Xorctron

G’day again, Firstly, pleased to announce the birth of Alexander Holt shortly after that last post. All is going well so far. The family’s had a surprisingly smooth transition to being a four-piece, though my workload’s about to get a lot less flexible with the return to GNW writing next week, so if there are […]

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The Sideshow: the final monologue

Hello everyone, here we are for the final posting of material from The Sideshow. Thanks for watching and/or reading. At this stage we’re not sure what next year may hold, so this blog will probably return to irregular postings for a while. I’ll be back before the end of the year with some sort of […]

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The Sideshow Ep. 24: monologue material

Apologies for the late update, everyone at Chez Holt is feeling a bit under the gastro. Urky. Anyway in case you missed last week’s late late late show, we wrote a number of captions for election campaign photos a bit like the old Glass House Rogues Gallery. Means this week’s blog will be a bit […]

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The Sideshow Ep. 23: monologue material

Please note that the second last Sideshow this Saturday night is on at the extra-unspecial time of 11:25pm! Regular jokestream is now being resumed… Speaking at a campaign rally, Peter Costello’s wife Tanya said most people only saw the Treasurer, not the man she fell in love with. She sees someone “who cares deeply about […]

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Sideshow sidles off to the side…

G’day folks, Not sure if you’ve heard, but the ABC have decided not to recommission “The Sideshow” for 2008. Kind of deja vuey to what happened to “The Glass House” last year. We’re a little sad but we shall soldier on to new and hopefully greater things next year. What those things are at this […]

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The Sideshow Ep. 22: monologue material

Family First has dumped candidate Andrew Quah after photos of him flashing in the mirror were emailed around the country. He’s furious – those photos were only intended to be circulated amongst party members… Andrew Quah, a Family First candidate, has been dumped after photos of him “parading his private parts” were emailed around the […]

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The Sideshow Ep 21: monologue material

Tonight, bearded men, one-ball jugglers and other spectacles to rival the Prime Ministerial debate. Tonight, grass growing, paint drying and other spectacles to rival the Prime Ministerial debate. Tonight, a worm that turns, a talking mandarin, and other oddities we saw in last week’s Prime Ministerial debate. Last Sunday saw Howard vs Rudd in a […]

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The Sideshow Ep 20: monologue material

Tonight, a man who can lift elephants, a woman who can swallow trams, and basically anything else you want if it’s going to help someone get elected. Kevin Rudd launched his campaign under the slogan “New Leadership”, as “Same Old Leadership” was already taken… Kevin Rudd launched his campaign under the slogan “New Leadership”, because […]

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The Sideshow Ep 19: monologue material

A controversial Christian leader, who advocates the destruction of mosques, casinos and bottle shops, says God told him to spend “personal time” with John Howard. Hopefully God wants to add Howard to the pile of mosques, casinos and bottleshops… God needed “personal time” to speak with Howard through Pastor Danny Nalliah – after all, he […]

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The Butterfly Ball and a bunch of new vids

G’day folks, Been ages since we’ve just sat down and nattered. Sorry about that. The big news around these parts is that after many years of applying, I’ve finally been lucky enough to get government funding (from Film Victoria) for one of my feature film projects – The Butterfly Ball. Now if the name seems […]