The Government plans to introduce a compulsory amenities and services fee of up to $250 for Uni students, but says it isn’t a reintroduction of compulsory student unionism. It’s more like compulsory student taxation. / robbery. If the ALP want the Opposition to support it, they should call it “Student Tax”. If there’s one group […]
The financial crisis means the UK is running out of money for their 2012 Olympics. It’ll all still go ahead – it’s just that the swimming will have to be in the Thames, the running will be around the streets of London, and the diving will be from the top of Big Ben. / and […]
The Australian Hotels Association has asked the Senate to add gambling education to the national school curriculum. What odds it gets up? The Australian Hotels Association has asked the Senate to add gambling education to the national school curriculum. And no-one really knows how to smoke a cigar any more, maybe add that too. / […]
Desperate jobseekers are calling up recruitment officers to say hello, have coffee, or even take them out to expensive lunches. Anything to fill in the day. Desperate jobseekers are calling up recruitment officers to say hello, have coffee, or even take them out to expensive lunches. That way they’ve got something to put in their […]
Scientist Dr Peter Dingle says we feed pet dogs more nutritious foods than ourselves, and it’s causing our kids a range of health problems. Not only is it making them fat, but the shine and lustre has really gone out of their fur! Scientist Dr Peter Dingle says we feed pet dogs more nutritious foods […]
The government is introducing a mandatory Internet filter that critics say will slow the web to a crawl and will result in censorship on a par with that in China, Cuba, Iran and North Korea. Oh, and we’re now going to be called “People’s Democratic Republic of Australia”. The government is introducing a mandatory Internet […]
Industry figures show that in times of economic hardship, beer sales remain strong and sometimes even increase. Ahhh… there’s nothin’ more refreshin’ than a recession. / Ahhh… it’s the recession that’s refreshin’. / Ahhh… that’s a refreshin’ recession. Beer sales remain steady during times of market instability, and actually increase to stockbrokers. / to stockbrokers […]
UK prison psychologists are attempting to cure extremist Muslims of hardcore beliefs. They should try reverse psychology: “Looks like you guys have already won the war…” / “You know something really radical these days? Supporting Bush.” UK prison psychologists are attempting to cure extremist Muslims of hardcore beliefs. They should try reverse psychology: “You know, […]
A “Christian Nymphos” website has been set up by a group of wives encouraging others to spice up their marriages without breaking God’s laws. Christian Nymphos! It’s like someone’s been reading my diary… / tapped into my secret dream… Because, not only should Christian wives be “cleaving for their husbands”, but deepthroating for the Lord. […]
Tues, Nov. 18 Macquarie Bank announces half-year results – apparently, it’s 182 and a half days. On Tuesday, Australia’s top 1000 companies will be announced – and it’ll turn out they’re all owned by multinationals. On Tuesday, Australia’s top 1000 companies will be announced – and they’re all TV pirates! On Tuesday, Australia’s top 1000 […]