Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi says he’s prepared to go to court to fight media accusations he’s a dirty old man, & impotent. Silvio can get it up any time. All you need to do is provide him with an underage prostitute.
He claims he’s not impotent, and he’s willing to stand up in court to prove it. Well, that’ll certainly prove it.
He says he’s sure the evidence will stand up in court. / His lawyer says he hopes the evidence will stand up in court.
He’ll prove it in court, so long as they call enough underage girls to the stand.
He’s currently trying to prove he’s not a womaniser, but he appears to be shooting his case in the foot. At least, we THINK it’s his foot.
He wants to prove that he’s not a lecher, but that he damn well could be if he wanted.
He wants to prove he’s not impotent, but it can’t be all that hard.
I had been wondering why a Prime Minister who controls most of the nation’s media needed to pay for sex. Maybe he’s actually been paying to pretend to be a stud?
Looks like he’s gotten a little cocky.
He denied being impotent, and denied being with the escorts and teenaged girls. He then denied he was going senile, and walked off into a wall.
The newspaper sticks by its stories that he’s an impotent womaniser. And they have the splints to prove it.
Rumours abound that he uses some sort of inflatable device to make his member rise. He keeps it just next to the colostomy bag. (And you don’t wanna get those two mixed up!)
Clearly he’s innocent. At his age, if he was screwing young women, he’d break a hip.
He’s not impotent. He’s just too much of a gentleman to sleep with any of the teenage girls he deeply fantasises about.
His libel suit will not only prove that he isn’t impotent, but also that he isn’t lecherous. Must be his gentlemanliness that’s given rise to the impotence rumours.
The newspaper will have to prove that he’s both impotent and has been screwing loads of women. Tough job.
He’s 72! He’s lucky he’s still standing, regardless of whether or not his little Silvio is.
He’s trying to prove he wasn’t with an escort, and that he isn’t impotent. But couldn’t we answer both those questions at once, just by asking the escort?
He’s saying he’s willing to prove it in court, as long as the judge is really hot.
He’s not impotent! He was just too much of a gentleman to do anything but the Shocker. / a little fisting. / “two in the pink, one in the stink”.
If he wins the lawsuit, it’ll finally give him control of the tiny section of the media he doesn’t already own. And THEN try winning an election against him.
He’s trying to sue the newspaper for 2 million Euros! Now that’s a hell of a lot of Viagra and escorts – not that he’d do either, of course.
It’s lucky that the economy’s all fixed, or this lawsuit may appear frivolous.
