Glass House

Rogues Gallery – Saddam Laughs, Dubya Bowls, Queen Digs & I’m with Howard (The Glass House 22/3/06)

Saddam Laughs
“How many Americans does it take to change a totalitarian regime? At least 2000!”

“Remember those mass graves? So funny!”

The court pauses for an episode of Iraq’s Funniest Home Videos.

The court pauses for an episode of Iraq’s Funniest Genocides.

The court pauses for an episode of Everybody Loves Saddam.

“Ha ha! I knew the US imperialist dogs didn’t have the guts to keep Abu Ghraib open!”

“Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was afraid of being car bombed! Ha Ha!”

“Why did the Shi’ite cross the road? Coz I was trying to kill him!”

“So, three Shi’ites walk into a bar…”

The Mohammed cartoons finally reach Iraq…

“Hey, have you seen those cartoons of Mohammed?! Fun-ny!”

“So there was this Sunni, this Shi’ite and this Kurd…”

Saddam tells the court how many Western infidels it takes to change a light bulb.

The US finally admits that Iraqi life was better under Saddam.

The US finally admits it is the Great Satan.

Saddam learns that “Bush” also means “Vagina”…

Dubya Bowls
“Take that, Imran!”

He may have caused hundreds of thousands of deaths, but he’s got a wicked googly.

Silly mid-on just got sillier.

Still, he’s got a straighter arm than Murilitharan.

The hunt for a replacement for Glenn McGrath continues.

He can’t find a WMD, but he’ll get you LBW!

Bush gets Saddam LBWMD…

Bush lobs the first shot against Canada.

Practising his grenade-lob.

Grenades explode better if there’s some backspin…

“I’m used to bloodier stumps than these!”

“Cricket’s the same as the Iraq War; it’s all just ashes and stumps!”

“So this is croquet!”

A shot from Michael Moore’s new film Bowling for Pakistan

Well, the Aussies are looking for new bowlers…

Bush tries a new type of spin…

Well he is an expert at spin…

Bush tries a new technique against Osama, tempting him into a lazy cover drive.

The new tool in the War against Terror – leg spin!

And Osama is out for a duck.

But Osama hit him for six.

Bush launches the Test against Terror.

Bush launches new offensive: “and this way, we can win in one day!”

Bush’s new tactics negate the awesome power of Osama’s off drive.

Bush’s bodyline attack doesn’t work against Al Qaida’s suicide batsmen.

With Imran Khan under house arrest, Bush finally gets his chance.

Queen of Spades
Camilla finally goes the same way as Diana…

“And that’s the end of her.”

The Queen tires of her corgis.

Her Maj digs up more evidence on the Princess Di case.

Queen reacts strongly to Tiri Te Kanawa’s shortened God Save the Queen

“That pesky Diana just won’t stay dead!”

Rehearsals for the Commonwealth Games Closing Ceremony Spectacular called “Queen Plants Tree”. Well, it’s better than that duck

“That’s the last time he’ll say the monarchy’s dead!”

“And here‘s where we put her head.”

“You know, it’s you next, dear.”

The Queen Mother just won’t stay dead.

Newsflash: the Queen does something useful!

“I’m sure I buried the Crown Jewels somewhere around here…”

New series of Celebrity Backyard Blitz.

“Is this a Coolibah tree?”

Breaking news: Queen plants tree.

This one didn’t make it to air…

I'm with Howard
Howard’s getting a T-shirt that says “Yeah, well you voted me in.”

Howard’s getting a T-shirt that says “I’m with insignificant”.

Howard’s getting a T-shirt that says “I’m with stupid voter”.

Howard’s getting a T-shirt that says “I’m with peasant”.

Howard’s getting a T-shirt that says “I’m with both houses of parliament”.

Howard’s getting a T-shirt that says “I don’t give a fuck who you’re with”.

The Prime Minister still wants to know how that guy knew his old high school nickname.

“I’m with stupid” – yeah, we all are. Have been for 10 years.

He may look happy in the photo, but that guy’s now in Guantanamo Bay…

That’s the last time that guy was ever seen…

We wanted to interview the guy, but he seems to have disappeared…

Howard still to approve new detention centre uniforms…

Sums up how I feel whenever I see the PM…

Kim Beazley immediately ordered a dozen new T-shirts.

Peter Costello looks younger every day!

“Costello Youth” unveil their new uniform…

A fan of Frank Stupid mistakes the PM for his idol.

“That’s not how you spell ‘Johnny’…”

The guy was reprimanded after the photo was taken, told that the PM was not stupid. He has now changed the slogan to “I’m with liar”. / “I’m with lying warmongering reptile.”

By Wok and Mat

Warwick Holt and Mat Blackwell are long-time writing partners, who created the mega-award winning web series Bruce, and wrote loads of jokes for TV shows including Good News Week, The Sideshow and The Glass House. Several years of their raw material for those shows is posted right here on this blog.

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