Final word from The House of Glass (The Glass House 29/11/06)

So as the good ship Glass House finally sinks to the bottom of the ocean of the ABC, we’d like to thank you, the viewers, for enduring our endless repetition, following our erratic timeslot changes, and enduring our endless repetition.

We’d just like to say sorry to many people, but particularly Shannon Noll, Shane Warne, Michael Jackson, John Howard, George W. Bush, Russell Crowe and Scooby Doo. We love you guys, we really do. And if any of you are looking for a comedy team to liven up your next party, please give us a call! Low low prices!

We’d just like to say thank you to many people, but particularly Shannon Noll, Shane Warne, Michael Jackson, Russell Crowe, John Howard, and George W. Bush, for making it so easy to find someone to hang shit on.

We’ve thrown so many stones that our six year old Glass House has been reduced to a final pathetic shard dangling from the frame. And this is that shard.

With a federal election next year and Natasha Stott-Despoja retiring, you know that only leaves one Glass House friendly option: Vote 1 Barnaby!

Well, it’s been lovely. I guess now you all have to think of your own Warnie jokes.

So the final word goes to the Prime Minister. Mr Howard, what do you think about this being the last ever Glass House? (footage of Johnny Howard watching TV, leaping up in his tracksuit and shouting “YES!”)

OR:

(footage of him dissing Big Brother if you have it, the “it’s about time that stupid show was taken off the air” line.)

Well, at least the government has offered us another job lined up for us, helping test new police weapons: (tazer footage) Only they want us to test the new shoot-to-kill powers.

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