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Mini-You (Good News Week 23/3/09: monologue)

A Japanese toy company is tailor-making robotic Mini-Mes which replicate your appearance and even your voice. Great as a conversation starter, to freak out your friends, or to send out to do your evil bidding! Because, deep down inside, doesn’t everyone want a creepy robot that looks just like you? A robo-mini-me. I never thought […]

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Scooby Whacks (Good News Week 23/3/09: monologue)

A study by Iowa State University found evidence of increased violence amongst children who’d been exposed to cartoons like Scooby-Doo. The kids would’ve got away with it too, if it wasn’t for those meddling researchers. A study by Iowa State University found evidence of increased violence amongst children who’d been exposed to cartoons like Scooby-Doo […]

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Cannifornia (Good News Week 23/3/09: What’s The Story?)

A member of the Californian govt. announced he was introducing legislation that would not only legalise marijuana, but allow the state to tax the $20 billion a year industry. California a hotbed of drugs? Surely not – that’s the home of family entertainment! / the entertainment world! California. Of ALL places. All America’s stoners will […]

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Boxing (a) Kangaroo (Good News Week 23/3/09: What’s The Story?)

A Canberra man wrestled a 40 kilogram kangaroo out of his house after it smashed through his bedroom window at 2am Sunday morning. Boy was it drunk. A Canberra man wrestled a 40 kilogram kangaroo out of his house after it smashed through his bedroom window at 2am on a Sunday morning. He only realised […]

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Drumming Rulez OK (Good News Week 23/3/09: Giving Headline)

Researchers studying the effects of drumming believe a video game could boost the mental and physical health of everyone from troubled teens to unmotivated workers. Although not as much as actual drumming would. Playing a video game to gain the benefits of drumming is a bit like improving your vocabulary by watching television. / is […]

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Loss like death (Good News Week 23/3/09: Giving Headline)

A Victoria University study has found that Aussie rules fans can find an unexpected loss by their team as difficult as to deal with as a death. And a lot harder to deal with than their own death. A Victoria University study has found that Aussie rules fans can find an unexpected loss by their […]

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Pray after the beep (Good News Week 23/3/09: So You Think You Can Mime)

Dutch artist Johan van der Dong has set up an answering machine to receive messages for God. He’ll pass them on next time he’s smoking that super-skunk. Van der Dong said he said up the number to give people an opportunity to take pause and contemplate life. Also he needed a decent laugh. It’s about […]

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Shooting Blanks (Good News Week 23/3/09: So You Think You Can Mime)

The administrative head of the central Indian district of Shivpuri has offered to fast-track gun license applications for men who have vasectomies. They want to make sure you’re only shooting blanks. Though once you get your gun, you’re not allowed any bullets. If only Americans sterilised all their gun nuts too. It makes sense – […]

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Studying his navel (Good News Week 23/3/09: Strange But True)

An Austrian scientist claims to have solved the mystery of belly-button fluff. And it’s not the Fluff Fairy. / All this time, I’d assumed it was the Fluff Fairy. / Fluff Goblins. / Lintworms. Over three years, Georg Steinhauser studied 503 pieces of fluff from his own belly-button. And then he had the idea for […]

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Strip down to your strip (Good News Week 23/3/09: Strange But True)

A British survey as revealed that more men would prefer to see their girlfriends in bed in their football team’s colours than in lingerie. They also love their girls to wave flags when they cum. / to spray them with champagne when they cum. And nothing gets them hornier than a Mexican wave. / And […]